Here we go… the Noodle-House! It seems that God doesn’t like me at all as from Shoemoney’s link bait I jumped straight into the noodle-house!
I have to congratulate the owner for risking his blog image by taking this review. I would also recommend him some heart pills, you know…just in case.
As soon as I clicked the URL, I could smell the noodles from the cheap eat(read) as much as you can for free blog shop. To my surprise (I think I’m gonna use the heart pills I just recommended) I finally found a blog funnier than mine which obviously made me angry(hungry?)
The arbitrary servings are pretty well cooked. On the right side, just by the window I’ve seen a beautiful painting hanging on the wall. A monkey, five idiots and another monkey at the end. I thought that should be the the story of his life… Now even funnier on the left side the house menu saying “BookMark Me” I never understood what “Book” is all about (how to cook noodles?), who’s “Mark” and what the hell “Me” doing there!
Before I clicked good-bye just scrolled down to find an embarassed pig “laughing fit for the whole class to hear” That was a bit to much for me…pigs and monkeys in a noodle house? jeez the old chinese sitting at the till…the “About” page - don’t click on it as it is the most useles “About” page I ever seen in my whole life. It should save your time while you wait for the noodles to cook.
I need fresh air, I said - and I rushed outside, away from the dark colours of the noodle blog. Just by the fire exit I’ve noticed the trophy cabinet…hmmm…pretty impressive…100 noodles so far and the bloggers choice award nomination for the Best Humor Blog! Should I click on it? well…what the hell…
I left the noodle house but not before adding another silver trophy to the wall of fame
Tony is a new small blog with only two posts and 0 (zero) feed readers. Shoemonkey…ooopss Shoemoney I mean, is a huge money maker owned by a popular character, with thousands of daily readers.
Well, well, well, Mr tiny Tony posted a thing about belowabuck - Shoemoney’s new masterpiece today at 7.52 . Just a couple of hours later Showmonkey replied in his blog by posting a link to Tony’s blog and crying how he has been exposed and how his techniques has been revealed by tiny Tony. Nothing unusual, hah? Now you tell me how the hell Showmonkey found Tony’s new post in a few hours if the brand new blog is not even properly indexed by Google.
You guys try doing an experiment…set up a new blog and write a post on it…After one or two hours try searching for it and see if it is indexed. It sounds a bit weird but I would say that David and Goliath are one and the same person in this story. Shoe it’s a master of “buzz” creation and this trick helps him to promote his belowabuck once again.
Here is what some people comment about this:
“That is freakin hillarious. Whats up with these thousands of single post blogs popping up lately? Shoe is this really you just syndicating your own shit? Props to you if so. And who really cares what Shoemoney is doing with his websites?”
“Lets see the guy link baited you, and then you created a link bait yourself by saying, PLEASE DO NOTTHE SITE. Heh, for the people that do post this on digg, all your doing is promoting the website Below A Buck.”
People are right…this is one man show and from David vs. Goliath the only winner is Showmonkey. Anyway…pretty bad link bait this time, make sure you do better next one.
This show is “freakin hillarious” and disgusting and I can only offer the trophy below to both(?) of the contestants.
The Quick Buck Crew aka copycat masters JohnCow dot com announced loud and clear the sale of their “MillionDreamsEuroSillyWikiCopyCat” on 9th of October.
I just want to congratulate the iCows for being smart enough to sell in a moment when all the major search engines are full of words like “scam”, “euroscam”, “scammer” when you try typing the url of their masterpiece.
Under the title “Million Euro Wiki Doubles Its Productivity” the quick buck crew tried to defend their action with silly afirmations, stating personal reasons and lack of time in managing the project. I would also like to congratulate the new owners for the courage to buy such a dying joke. Well done, guys! Keep on dreaming!
This way the cow-uhh-boys finally afforded a short holiday to Amsterdam and also they just purchased a new Mac which looks like shit on that cheap Ikea workstation just by the famous 1 euro lamp. I’ve noticed the iMac book there somewhere and I think they’ll need to get someone to translate it first…
I wonder when they will sell the iCow dot com?
When I built this blog I wanted to make something more than serious, a site where to present and to review some of the most interesting websites on the net. Good idea, but there are several other excellent websites doing the same thing so why bother?
“U” Turn. NetCritics.info will still review websites but in a funny way. Gossip, critics, parodies, smiley faces, video and music, all these under one roof (sounds familiar?) No offence to anyone who will be ridiculized here 
better to smile a bit…so from now on, ladies and gents, watch your back and watch your posts! The Critic is watching you!